The Afterlife
Sent by Carol Fjelsta A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform
the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was
no afterlife at all.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his
word, he made the first contact:
"Marion...Marion..." "Is that you, Bob?" "Yes, I've come back like we agreed." "That's wonderful! What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's
off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then
have sex a couple of more times.
Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around
the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After
supper, it's back to golf course again.
Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and
then the next day it starts all over again"
"Oh, Bob are you in Heaven?" “No, I’m a rabbit in Arizona!” |
