Old Age Is Not For Sissies!
Submitted by Carol Fjeslst
The boss walked into the office one morning not
knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant
walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house,
did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd
closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the
question.
As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed
his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his
assistant's question about his 'garage door.'
He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?'
She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old minivan with two flat tires. |
