Boudreaux and Marie
Submitted by Melissa Lancon
Boudreaux and Marie went to the same Church. Marie went every Sunday and taught Religion class. Boudreaux went on Christmas and Easter and, once in a while, he went on one of the other Sundays.
On one of those Sundays, he was in the pew right behind Marie and he noticed what a fine looking woman she was. While they were taking up the collection, Boudreaux leaned forward and said, "Hey, Marie, how about you and me go to dinner at Tee Joe's next Friday?" "Yah, Boudreaux, dat would be nice," said Marie.
Well, Boudreaux couldn't believe his luck. All week long he polished up his old Ford, and on Friday he picked Marie up and took her to Tee Joe's, the finest restaurant in Golden Meadow.
When they sat down, Boudreaux looked over at Marie and said, "Hey, Marie, would you like a cocktail before dinner?" "Oh, no, Boudreaux," said Marie. "What would I tell my Religion class?"
Well, Boudreaux was set back a bit, so he didn't say much until after dinner. Then he reached in his pocket and pulled out a pack of cigarettes. "Hey, Marie," said Boudreaux, "Would you like a smoke?" "Oh, no, Boudreaux," said Marie. "What would I tell my Religion class?"
Well, Boudreaux was feeling pretty low after that, so he just got in his Ford and was driving Marie home when they passed the Golden Meadow Motel. He'd struck out twice already, so he figured he had nothing to lose. "Hey, Marie," said Boudreaux, "how would you like to stop at that motel with me?" "Yah, Boudreaux, that would be nice," said Marie.
Well, Boudreaux couldn't believe his luck. He did a U-turn right then and there across the median and everything, and drove back to the motel and checked in with Marie.
The next morning Boudreaux got up first. He looked at Marie lying there in the bed, her hair all spread out! on her pillow.
"What have I done? What have I done?" thought Boudreaux. He shook Marie and she woke up. "Marie, I've got to ask you one thing, said Boudreaux. "What are you going to tell your Religion class?"
Marie said, "The same thing I always tell them. You don't have to smoke and drink to have a good time!" |
