Retirement
sent by Carol Fjelsta
Upon reaching 63, Cary decided to retire. After having him under foot for a few months, Elaine, his wife became very agitated with him. She suggested he go and do something to occupy his time, like join a club, get a job or get a hobby.
Cary obliged and went out for a couple of hours. When he got home his wife asked about his day and he replied, "Oh, I just went down to the park and hung out with the guys and oh yeah, I joined a parachute club." What? Are you nuts? You're 63 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?" "Yeah, look I even got a membership card." "You crazy old man, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!" "Oh great, now what am I going to do? I signed up for 5 jumps a week!"
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