some Bay Area Variety

Football Finally Makes Sense
Submitted by Karen Kessler

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.  They had great seats behind their team’s bench.  After the game, he asked her how she liked it. 

“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”