some Bay Area Variety

A Couple Has A Dog That Snores

Annoyed because she couldn't sleep, the wife went to the vet to see if he could help... The vet told the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles, and he would stop snoring. 'Yeah right!' she said.

A few minutes after going to bed, the dog began snoring, as usual. The wife tossed and turned, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she went to the closet and grabbed a piece of red ribbon and tied it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stopped snoring. The woman was amazed.

Later that night, her husband returned home inebriated from having been out drinking with his buddies. He climbed into bed, fell asleep and immediately began snoring loudly. The woman decided maybe the ribbon might work on him... So, she went to the closet again, grabbed a piece of blue ribbon and tied it around her husband's testicles.

Amazingly, it also worked on him! The woman slept soundly.

The husband awakened from his drunken stupor and stumbled into the bathroom. As he stood in front of the toilet he glanced in the mirror and saw a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He was very confused, and as he walked back into the bedroom, he saw the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles.

He shook his head and looked at the dog and whispered, 'I don't know where we were... Or what we did.... But, by God, we took FI RS T and SECOND place.
 
 

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