Chinese Sick Leave: 'I No Come Work Today!!!'
Submitted by Tina Erdman
Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really
sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'
The boss John says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you
today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to
give me Sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try
that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You say and I feel
great. I be at work soon.........You got nice house!' |
